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12/2003

That's all...

 12/31/03^[11:03pm]--Due to Evelyn's request I ended up putting a counter on this blog page...and it took like 30 minutes cuz damn Tripod lagged so bad...

12/31/03^[9:30pm]--So woke up, found out stupid Homeworld 2 BT download didn't work, now downloading the Last Samurai screener...went to B&N a few minutes ago and they were closed...cept the Starbucks...always the Starbucks...saw Petra and Ashley and some other chick waiting in car for Kristin...them telling me bout how they told Kristin to come like an hour ago and she didn't show up. So I left, they left, and here I am...terrific New Year's EvE. Still got bio stuff to do, but prolly gonna mooch that...gonna end up spendin the night teaching sis how to play SC from the master ;) and chattin on AIM. Laterz...

12/31/03^[12:12am]--So last night (or more like 1 in the morning) wanted to do the past tags thing on the board. Evelyn was giving me all the html stuff, but I couldn't understand jack shit of it, and I dunno how she does. Thanks anyway. So gave up and tried to extend the visible tags to like 200 or something, but that don't work cuz the damn thing seems to stay at 20 tops. And yeah, also downloaded Blade 2 overnight...good quality divx movie going at max 90kbps on bittorrent. Good speed...good speed...average for most files seem to revolve around 40-60kb. Still good. Still good. And downloading homeworld 2 now...supernova's full of good crap to get...a buncha stuff at least 50 seeds. Can't get remote desktop working either...so now stupid pcanywhere changes my startup logon screen...stupid Symantec. Stupid Microsoft. Couldn't sleep...couldn't sleep...interesting chat of the day goes to Lida...mainly for agreeing with me and Smarterchild:
 
Zeo DiViDe: abhik 102: how dumb is jeff
 SmarterChild: Very dumb!
Zeo DiViDe: Omniscient 6 6 5: how dumb is jeff?
 SmarterChild: Dumb enough. Let's leave it at that.
 Omniscient 6 6 5: is jeff a woman?
 SmarterChild: Jeff is a woman.
 SON ofa SUN   10: ...
swEEtbuNNy070787: HAHAHAHA
swEEtbuNNy070787: oh mayn!
swEEtbuNNy070787: what.... o .... wow....
swEEtbuNNy070787: cant denyt
 
the convo began with this:
swEEtbuNNy070787: HI!
Zeo DiViDe: sup
swEEtbuNNy070787: whats up?
Zeo DiViDe: nm
Zeo DiViDe: u
swEEtbuNNy070787: nm
swEEtbuNNy070787: jus
swEEtbuNNy070787: chillin
swEEtbuNNy070787: and hating on huan huan
Zeo DiViDe: wat happend this time
swEEtbuNNy070787: him
Zeo DiViDe: ?
swEEtbuNNy070787: he happened
Zeo DiViDe: ic
swEEtbuNNy070787: yea
swEEtbuNNy070787: i hate him with vengence now
Zeo DiViDe: uh huh
swEEtbuNNy070787: argh
swEEtbuNNy070787: hes so gay
swEEtbuNNy070787: argh
swEEtbuNNy070787: hes so gay
swEEtbuNNy070787: argh
Zeo DiViDe: wat he say to u
swEEtbuNNy070787: hes so gay
swEEtbuNNy070787: argh
swEEtbuNNy070787: its not what he said
swEEtbuNNy070787: its what he did
swEEtbuNNy070787: argh
swEEtbuNNy070787: hes so gay
swEEtbuNNy070787: argh
and it kinda goes on like that for a while till...
Zeo DiViDe: wat he do that made him gay
swEEtbuNNy070787: o
swEEtbuNNy070787: hahaha
swEEtbuNNy070787: argh!!!!
swEEtbuNNy070787: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
swEEtbuNNy070787: hes so stupid!!
swEEtbuNNy070787: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
swEEtbuNNy070787: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
swEEtbuNNy070787: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
swEEtbuNNy070787: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
swEEtbuNNy070787: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
swEEtbuNNy070787: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
and yeah...you get the picture.
And the previous day...
XOXOfleur85: o and what are you majoring in again
Matra 6 6 5: i'm thinking biology
Matra 6 6 5: or something of the likes
Matra 6 6 5: not math
XOXOfleur85: youre thinking?
XOXOfleur85: o ok
Matra 6 6 5: i'm still thinking
Matra 6 6 5: cuz do i really want to spend the rest of my life looking at deda nimals?
XOXOfleur85: i dunno
XOXOfleur85: you tell moi
Matra 6 6 5: well would u wanna look at ded animals for rest of ur life?
Matra 6 6 5: maybe i should be a gynacologist...then i'll have something worth looking at
XOXOfleur85: wow
XOXOfleur85: dirty boy
Matra 6 6 5: lol
Matra 6 6 5: jk
XOXOfleur85: are you
XOXOfleur85: yea probably
Matra 6 6 5: well
XOXOfleur85: b c i dont know why you would want to look down there
Matra 6 6 5: i guess biology then
Matra 6 6 5: wiat what?
XOXOfleur85: sicne most ppl goign to those doctors
Matra 6 6 5: lol
XOXOfleur85: are there bc of problems
XOXOfleur85: they have
Matra 6 6 5: LOL
XOXOfleur85: with that
Matra 6 6 5: yeah
Matra 6 6 5: good point

12/29/03^[9:11pm]--So here I was...waking up at noon after goin to sleep at 6am. Had to get bro medicine for his flu or diaper rash or whatever he had this time. Got back, and yeah, that was today. I don't really remember what I did today...just remembered I got pwned once after Wallace got pwned like 50 times last night. And also Wallace seems to have found his soul mate in Jas. That was quite a surprise, albeit an unpleasant one...and at the end every left but Anirudha (or Anal Rooter as Da seems to have labeled him first). Interesting little chat we all had....and here I am...typing away...life's too short for this shit...welcome back to Houston Lida. I want some lunch.
 
--=To The Burden I Bear on My Eye=--
Such it was the sliver of light
That slides into vision in the darkest of night.
Not to be seen by the patience of host
Before the screen hours he is known to boast.
But can he hold in the searing pain
That ensues when his monitor meets eyestrain.
---yeah...short and simple...kinda explains why I'm half blind...---

12/28/03^[9:00pm]--So tried to get on SC today...but colors were inverted. Spent an hour trying to figure out wtf was going on and thought it was America's Army. It wasnt. So I ended up fragging half my hard drive only to discover it was aol's gay program that did it. So yeah, they're a bunch of morons. Making their own fucking program that screws over mine. Terrific. So yeah now I getting Wolfenstein: ET from Kazaa cuz Henry's stupid fileplanet don't work. Also seeing if I can get Battlefield 1942 and take a peek. Sounds like a long night of downloading...but such is the blessing of broadband. Then went over to parents' office to fix up their computers again...mom's complaining comp keeps running slow, so I messed with msconfig on some stuff and tried to cut down the loads on some prgms. Saw Vineet and Steven outside...the stoned annoying voiced jackass Steven who I had to restrain myself from slapping. Too bad he doens't seem to realize everyone secretly knows he's a retard...and yeah, also had a convo with the AOL tech people but those damn overpaid bastards...I know more than they do. The guy was like "well AOL might affect the way some images are displayed on your internet windows." I'm going "i'm not talking about internet...I'm talking about how the thing inverts the colors in Starcraft." Here's clip of the convo...guess where I started to get pissed off...
 
AOL-Well, we could try to clear you cache...that might help.
Me- no it won't, cache has nothing to do with this. I just don't know where to find the video/graphics configuration settings in AOL because the program is so stupidly kid friendly that it's made for nine year olds who don't know what graphics are.
AOL-graphics eh? is that what you're trying to fix?
Me- Yes...for like 20 minutes that's what I've been trying to tell you.
AOL-maybe it has to do with your video card. you should contact your video card manufacturer about that.
Me-....
Me- You're a fucking overpaid idiot. I don't think you understand my problem. It was originally that the AOL program screwed up the graphics in Starcraft. I don't need you telling me what the problem might be, because I know what it is. I also don't need you telling me what I should do to fix my internet settings, because those are fine. And I certainly don't need you telling me to contact ATI, because my gaphics are perfectly potty. But those arent my problems anymore.
AOL- So what's your problem now? I'm sure I can help.
Me-No, you can't. Because now my problem is you. You're an overpaid moron who doesn't know what he's talking about, much less what your customers are talking about. I hope you get fired. Because I can damn well do a better job than you. After 30 minutes of talking to you, you haven't been of any help. The only thing that you've accomplished is helping me realize how crappy the AOL customer service is. I don't know why they hire people like you, I honestly don't. I fix computers for people too, and I do it right. Half the stuff you're asking me to do I've either already done or is totally irrelevant. I'm way ahead of you.
AOL- I'm doing the best I can. Please do not become frustrated. I simply did not know that the graphics issue you were referring to related to AOL.
Me- Frustrated? Frustrated?! You're a retard! Of course it was related to AOL, because I fucking told you!Read "Tech for Dummies" because you're obviously one. You sound like a ten year old hiding behind a chair. You should, because I'm either getting someone to replace you, or I'll go after your job myself. Thanks alot, Nick. I hope you get fired, and maybe someone who knows what the hell they're talking about replaces you because I damn well better not get you again when I need someone to tell me how to get rid of the stupid kiddy menus in this "optimized 9.0" piece of shit. Bye.

12/27/03^[11:27pm]--Just got back from 7:45 LOTR:ROTK showking. Damn good, but also damn long. Wallace and his sis came. Turns out his sis was the girl I thought was Frank Chi's sis. But I can see why Wallace's mom would sometimes mistake Wallace for her. So yeah, movie was damn good, cept some parts made u think it was end, and it wasnt. By the last couple times u could hear ppl yelling "wtf?" and on the final "the end," ppl were going "finally..." But yeah, it was worth my money. Thing lasted long as two movies. Supposed to be 3 hours 30 minutes but seemed longer....good show...good show...also played some Time Crisis...Wallace has crap aim but he seems to not get hit...I always pwn him on points but end up dying faster...oh well...we got there at like 6:30 ready to go for 7:00 showing but it turned out those were sold out. So we had to buy 7:45 ones and wait like an hour. By the last half hour we just sat in theatre...and that place was packed when we got there, which is like 30 minutes before the movie...screwed up...ppl kept reserving seats so we spent like 10 minutes finding good seats...but in end, it was good. Also downloaded America's Army, which was like 650 megs but took only two hours on my new cable...nice nice...and to sleep I go...laterz.

12/26/03^[6:18pm]--So got cable installed today! Bro has a fever and everything, and cable ppl came. The mex guy was telling me how it would be a good idea to go for the 45 days free and on the last day switch over to Roadrunner for the $29.95 a month for six months promotion to "maximize your investment." Good man. Then they had to hook up a new cable line cuz apparently the other one was taken by our azn satellite dish. So they had to burrow that around the yard and punch a hole in the middle of the wall...and I thought they were gonna do it in the wood part but no...they did it right through the masonry. Oh well...it got the job done. So now the cable's hooked up upstairs and I finally get broadband. The Mex guy was like "god you have no idea how good it feels to be installing AOL on a computer that can actually run it. Half the people I install broadband for think that the internet will speed up their computers, but they can't handle it. This is a nice machine." And yadda yadda and got all googly eyed over my custom PC. Then went to eat at some Vietnamese noodle house where the rice tastes like what foot fungus smells like. Then got back to get mail and got Evelyn's card. She sent it on Christmas EvE and apparently it got here in like one day. What a surprise. And no Evelyn, it's not too weird...but I didn't expect you to homemake it. Good job on the dog, and thanks alot.

12/25/03^[6:55pm]--So I had a post up there earlier...but maybe becuz of the Christmas spirit Tripod decides to shut down on me...well...azn ppl here for the party...Bo's family and Lily's family...Lily's goddamn dad keeps telling me to eat more shit...I wanna just tell him to shut the fuck up and shove the food down his throat. And yeah...certain ppl won't stop talking...and trying to sound funny and shit...but they're not...and I'm having a hard time restraining myself from slapping certain ppl upside their fucking empty heads...and yeah...I'm pissed...and I can't go anywhere...so much for being a member of the hosting family.....whoop dee fucking doo.....What a shitty Christmas...ppl I don't want at my house, and ppl who don't want to be here...terrific combination...

12/25/03^[6:55pm]--So I had a post up there earlier...but maybe becuz of the Christmas spirit Tripod decides to shut down on me...well...azn ppl here for the party...Bo's family and Lily's family...Lily's goddamn dad keeps telling me to eat more shit...I wanna just tell him to shut the fuck up and shove the food down his throat. And yeah...certain ppl won't stop talking...and trying to sound funny and shit...but they're not...and I'm having a hard time restraining myself from slapping certain ppl upside their fucking empty heads...and yeah...I'm pissed...and I can't go anywhere...so much for being a member of the hosting family.....whoop dee fucking doo.....What a shitty Christmas...ppl I don't want at my house, and ppl who don't want to be here...terrific combination...

12/24/03^[3:55pm]--
For the previous questions to Smarterchild, I thought I might need a second opinion, so here it is:
abhik 102: how dumb is jeff
SmarterChild: Very dumb!
 
...well that's no surprise...
 
Despair Inc.: "Increasing Success by Lowering Expectations" Simply brilliant...

"For the first time, one company has stepped forth with tools for unleashing such hidden potentials. No matter who you are, you have the potential to be so very much less. And with the transformative powers of our Demotivators® products, you will be."

For once Jeff found something interesting, and now, I'm going to share the wealth. Merry Christmas to all, and this is what I have to say:

To Jeff:

http://www.despair.com/demotivators/incompetence.html

To Huan Huan:

To Jas:

http://www.despair.com/in24x30prin.html

To Kiser:

http://www.despair.com/problems.html

To Chris:

http://www.despair.com/laziness.html

To Serina and Lily:

http://www.despair.com/ir.html

To Mango and Lida:

http://www.despair.com/demotivators/cluelessness.html

To Cynthia Chi, Madeline Ho, and Donna Xu:

http://www.despair.com/pretension.html

To Abhik:

http://www.despair.com/mis24x30prin.html

To Vicken:

http://www.despair.com/demotivators/dysfunction.html

To Me:

http://www.despair.com/regret.html

To most of Dulles:

http://www.despair.com/stup24x30pri.html

To seniors graduating from Bellaire and Clements:

http://www.despair.com/gettowork.html

To those who were in Demonix:

http://www.despair.com/teamwork.html

To Henry:

http://www.despair.com/potential.html

To Survam:

http://www.despair.com/demotivators/insanity.html

That's the list on my little winter Hall of Shame and Notations. Merry Christmas. And to Evelyn, Lei, Johanan, Wallace, Benny, Cartman (though I shoulda have probably put you up there with stupidity), Playa (sorry, but there was no perverted plaque), Glo (no perverted plaque for you either), Srebik, Jon, Monica (nothing for kids hanging with kids 10 years older than them), Kristin, The Shortest Trio who happen to all be taking Chem 2 (even though Henry's up on the list), and everyone else not mentioned above whatsoever, everyone's got problems. Yours just aren't as bad as the people listed in the HSN.

12/24/03^[3:40pm]--Sometimes Smarterchild reveals to us all a tiny portion of his innate genius:
Omniscient 6 6 5: how dumb is jeff?
SmarterChild: Dumb enough. Let's leave it at that.
Omniscient 6 6 5: is jeff a woman?
SmarterChild: Jeff is a woman.
SON ofa SUN   10: ...
 
Haha...you gotta love it...
 
So tis the season to be jolly
And see fat merry folk walking down the alley,
While here I sit at my table and await
For sleep to cross the conscious gate.

12/23/03^[10:50pm]--So yesterday I was checking the mail...and BAM there it was. Small white envelope..."We're sorry..."etc. What really pisses me off is I don't even get a reason for it. Was it the essay? Or was it recommendation? I have no idea...but I'm damn sure gonna try to find out...so now I'm screwed...well lowest I can go is A&M lol...but god knows I'm not going there...so gonna do some schools a little below Emory like Vanderbilt and Carnegie Mellon (aka my web site host ppl who prolly get a bunch of funds just from their web service...smart people...alternate method of financing...it's a wonder why no other college uses a similar plan...). So yeah, now I'm in the regular decision batch of people. Kristin's idea of a pity party for everyone who didn't get into their first choice schools might actually become a reality...we got like the 1540 girl in rank 9 or something deferred from Columbia...Kristin with her 1560 off of Yale, me with my 1540 off of Emory...and the list goes...even Mango with his 1600 off of Yale...but that's cuz Mango's not Yale kinda guy...the place is too refined for his alcholic needs...oddly enough, Jared with his 1570 and 180 or so rank gets into Columbia, and Ali with his 1300 and 180 or so rank gets into Rice...no extracurricular, no good scores, nada. Is it just cuz he's Iranian? Cuz I'm getting so pissed about all this affirmative action crap. Schools shouldn't accept people cuz of their skin color. This is turning into anti-discrimination. The assholes are discriminating against smart people. You should get into a school cuz ur smart, and not cuz some people up there pity you cuz you're black or mexican. So much for racial equality...If you're black and you're stupid, it damn well better be the same as if you're azn and stupid. Other than family problems, your own intelligence is your own problem. Stupid ppl up there at Washington coming up with this affirmative action crap...it's cutting out the smart people and letting in the dumb. Heaven knows, all it does is make minorities look more inferior cuz they have to go "hey look...he's a minority. he's too stupid to get into college normally. that means we have to help him out by making a law that says minorities are so dumb that we have treat them like handicaps and walk them right into the halls of college." It's ass stupid is what it is. You get a smart guy and a dumb minority and chances are the dumb minority's gonna get in and the smart guy's gonna have to end up going to some second-rate college. That's so full of crap...it's disgusting...politicians make me sick...well...most of them...wonder how the Governator's gonna handle that stuff in Cali...he best cut the affirmative action crap...Laterz...seems like last decent president we've had was back in Kennedy...but hey...no one's perfect...even he was a little perverted...and that's the anger rant of the day...Ann's Plan II doesn't seem so bad now...

12/22/03^[2:25am]-- So a week of neglect...well finals went along crappily. Although I did much better than I expected. Only grades I know are Bio 88 and Calculus 89...though Steinkamp told me how he thinks I'm one of the smartest students in his class (of smart ppl to begin with...I think) and that if I studied I would ace the class...then went to Stephenson and she was just leaving and got grade and she was like "you know...if you did your homework and stayed awake...you'd make an A no problem in here." I go: "yeah..." She asks, "did you study for this?" I say, "not really..." She replies, "Well Mark why don't you...oh nevermind..." and then promptly leaves the premises. So yeah, at least I know the teachers think I'm intelligent...even if I don't do any studying. But when I get into college, that's all going to change. Gonna break loose some serious work and unleash my magic. Hell...if I can get 88 on bio final with two hours of studying and not knowing anything for the regular tests, I'm damn sure I'm capable of pulling off some magic with the right work. Startin college, it's gonna be rolling the books...Meanwhile, English final was the hardest test I've ever taken in my life...was a similar experience for others as well...chem final was also disturbingly hard...then there was my awkward situation on the last day with getting teacher and counselor recs and transcript requests all on the last day...I gotta really thank my counselor for helping out with that one...and while Rubin was filling out the recs he was like "you know, if you get wealthy, don't forget to slide a few thousand dollars my way." So yeah, gotta keep that in mind if I do get rich. I don't forget my favors. Then went home, and spent the past few days doing apps like hell...gonna wrap it all up tomorrow or so. Hopefully I can get my letter by then...it shouldn't take THAT long...but oh well, as long as the news is good, I won't give a damn...
 
So had an interesting chat with Kristin about her situation. How the hell did she not get into Yale? She's gotta be the most Yale person I know, like the definitive Yale student. Yale can't be Yale without accepting a student like her. Meng I can understand, cuz Meng's not Yale material. Rice or something would suit him better, but he's too drunk for Yale. Also, apparently everyone who applied from Clements and Dulles got either rejected or deferred. No one got accepted...that scares my shit up the tree for my letter...
 
Was talking to Wallace about how he should be ashamed cuz this freshman p0wned his ass by taking precal with him at Rice...but I didn't point out that I took it as fish too. He points out Jeff should feel worse, but I tell him Jeff doesn't count. So then I was listing off all the sn's of ppl who were going to my webpage that I didn't know. I mean, the tracer was originally planned to just count how many people that I knew went on how often. Like a stat counter. Then like turns out 50% of the ppl who go on I dont even know who the hell they are. Turns out, one of them's the kid that I was harassing Wallace about. Ha. Small world...yeah...college mail...if I get accepted I'm probably gonna wrap up the letter and mail it to myself again as a Christmas present...haha...
funny convo (henry being retard again...):
 
stupidbaka39: hey
Matra 6 6 5: senora?
stupidbaka39: how was everything
Matra 6 6 5: crappy
stupidbaka39: both of them?
Matra 6 6 5: cal was ok
stupidbaka39: hey wat's lida's last name?
Matra 6 6 5: why?
stupidbaka39: iono
stupidbaka39: it's jus that
Matra 6 6 5: u stalking lida too?
Matra 6 6 5: and i thought it was just 1-1...
stupidbaka39: i forgot her last name 3x already
Matra 6 6 5: think great wall of china
stupidbaka39: chang?
Matra 6 6 5: no moron
stupidbaka39: oh wait
stupidbaka39: chung
stupidbaka39: yea
stupidbaka39: okay
Matra 6 6 5: dumbass
Matra 6 6 5: lol
 
--=Merry Christmas yo...cuz I probably won't be having one...=--

12/15/03^[8:47pm]--
So here I was so patiently waiting
The nervous sweat far from abating
When alas to the box of mail I ran
To find twas empty, and me, a disappointed man.
Thrice I went, and twice there was naught,
But upon the third chancing there were fruits that were wrought!
 
Already perturbed from cheated pizza I ate
And even though speedy was my devouring rate,
Benny's two larges were hardly so filling
To keep me from starving so the heavens be willing.
An afternoon party it was supposed to have been,
But two large pizzas were only slices counting ten.
Maybe it was more, and maybe it was less,
But not enough for me, that I do confess.
 
Now back to my letters
That I received in the mail.
And it was the third trip, remember,
That brought upon this tale:
 
And yet to my dismay that I found only three
And of these three letters only one was for me.
Some organization wanting info from me
But clearly it wasn't from college you see.
 
So homeward I walked
Slowly in the night
While twisted thoughts
Made mockery of my plight.
 
I suppose I'll wait
Just one more day
And if fails to come
Then study for finals I may.
 
But if it doth appear
In an hour less far than near,
Then pleasant sleep I may find
With warming peace of mind.

12/14/03^[7:54pm]--So got up and went to B&N around 5 or so. Parking was fucking impossible...Studied for a while and Ali came over right while Lida called. Told her about how Ali looked alot like that painter woman with the thick eyebrows and Ali got kinda pissed. Had an interesting chat about colleges. He left, then I kept studying. About 30 minutes later Vineet came to study for his finals...so we studied for like 30 minutes or so and I went to grab something to eat...he told me there was a Fung's Kitchen around Benihana's...and I went and it wasnt there so got some vanilla milk and cake from Starbucks instead. Studied some more and had a chat about school and stuff. Apparently he goes to eat at Hunan Plus alot too. It's some good shit. Good shit. So talked for a while and then I went home to dinner. What a productive day. At least finished Ch. 18 for bio...

12/14/03^[12:18am]--So I woke upon the afternoon. Around 3, I'd say. Finished another app, and did stuff for some azn people party over at our house. Lasted till 11:00pm or so. Meanwhile, I got some games of sc in. Owned at Battlecraft, owned at Siege of Gondor, and Yang totally sucked. Gotta start my studying soon...and it's about 12:18 right now, and I guess I'll start putting times of posts on now...gotta do some studying tomorrow...finals coming up...and present wrapping for rec teachers now. Had like 13 hours of sleep last night, but still sleepy...not much happenin past coupla days I suppose...

12/12/03--Finished Hamletto movie today...Robin Williams was in it...that's some screwed up stuff...excellent dinner...lamb chop hot pot...some great stuff...full stomach...surprised momma yu with how much I ate this meal...bout 3 plates (1.5 lb) of pure delectable sliced red meat. I custom made the sauce, blended it with 7 herbs and spices, and put it all into the big kettle. Some good stuff. And school sux...and letter in 3 days...and stupid AOL still hasn't called about my broadband...everyone seems to be bitchin the most around the holidays...

12/10/03--What a great day to fail the chem test...so got tire changed and gas filled this afternoon. Cost me only $10.70. What a great price. So then had to install Chinese on office comps for parents so they can type Chinese into word...then got some tapioca...and went home. Kiked some ass on Starcraft. And yeah, that's a wrap. School sux. It always sucked. Probably always WILL suck. Clements is so gay. Stupid admin don't give us good supplies. Dulles and Elkins have better crap. And Dulles is full of morons too. What's that about. So is it the dumber you are the education board goes "hm...these people are dumber...let's give them some money and see if they get smarter. Even though they get more money than this school, which happens to be much more intelligent, we should appropriate more funds for this. Let's hope they grow some brains." Well they obviously didn't, so you're wasting your time and money. All the smart schools get crap...Clements and Bellaire don't get shit...poor Bellaire...

12/8/03--So it's a week of pure shit...I'm so behind on college essays...so now just relying on the 15th...or more like a week after it since it goes by snail mail...if I'm in, I'm freed...if not, then hell for another 5 months...it all depends...damn net ionics test...so gonna fail...so gonna fail...and miles to go before I get some damn sleep. Laterz=--

12/5/03--Ronnenkamp keeps extending out due dates and adding stuff on...so much work...which is why everyone going to B&N this weekend to work on it. After school, owned some Siege of Gondor and had to drop off my sister at her stupid choir thing at some old people's center. Then had to wait an hour, come back, and pick her up AGAIN and drop her off at First Colony Mall for choir thing there too...another hour, but that one was well spent what with me owning Vineet's little ass at DragonBallz on PS2 in Gamestop. Then went back, and sis told me her teacher was pissed about me coming so late to pick her up. Well I say, screw her teacher. I'm doing a damn well enough job just driving all these shitty places. If she's so bitchy I should tell her she should get a fucking bus instead of making all these parents and shit run around like idiots with their kids. Nobody has so much time as to drop off their kid, pick em up, and drop em off again, wait, and pick em up. What the hell were they thinking...and there I was, following along. Stupid ass elementary school teachers. Get a fucking bus. If it was one trip, I'd be ok. But 2 fucking trips and then waiting, and then the teacher also getting pissed that I didn't watch, well no one told me, so he/she can goto hell. Came back...and there were two juicy lobsters for dinner. Dunno the occasion tho...damn lobsters exacted revenge even entombed in their eternal slumber. In other words, the asshole pocked a hole in my finger while I was prying it's shell open to expose it's juicy constituent parts. And yes, after sending off Henry's bio review, here I am...prolly gonna watch LOTR on dvd tonight...got nothing better to do...Laterz.

12/4/03--So I got Henry to do my mass transfer again...then went to coin club...thinking bout Floriduh trip since it's only $248 or something...not bad...not bad...then wanted to get tapioca but stupid Jeff insisted on showing me his crap-laden Engrish page...then there's the mess with the bag of candy Arjun got from Wel Farm...funny stuff...look below to see...read carefully. Then Aditya IMed me bout Huan Huan braggin to ppl at Dulles bout how he's going out with Lida or something and that it's "unofficial." So I was like "I'm sure she's not that stupid..." and sure enough she denies. In fact, apparently some Tony guy told her too and now she's grand pissed about it. Kinda pathetic to brag and flat lie about goin out with someone. So yeah, that's the funny shit of the day. Gave Ashitya a wake-up call cuz I felt like it...only 1 thing due tomorrow...oddly enough, that's not much...gotta get some stuff done this weekend...essay ahoy...again...laterz...ha good luck Lida on the mess you've caused...

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12/3/03-- So yeah, tripod decided to fuck up last night so I couldn't update anything...but not much happened other than me failing the bio quiz miserably...So there was chem hw today, and I left it at home after helping out Henry last night...then I ran to get it during lunch and dropped it off but forgot to tell Ronnenkamp about it...then did Chem lab in afternoon, and dropped off Petra...then had to go BACK to school to tell Ronnenkamp that I turned in the hw...then went to post office to request passport interview...but it turns out I gotta call this stupid number between 9am-12pm...I have fucking school...those damn bastards...so buncha shitters due tomorrow...and Friday...and I'm so out of it today...then got email from Noble House askin me for ANOTHER poem to publish in UK...damn Brits...and gotta contact Qin about results of mice injection...and SO MUCH SHIT TO DO!!! And Henry's doing my mass transfer for me...haha...laterz...

12/1/03--Back from Florida...
Wednesday: Landed in Forida. Slept
Thursday: Epcot-Dad went on test track...got shit scared out of him....
Friday: Animal Kingdom-I drank too many sodas...total count about 17...bro got shit scared out of him by some 3d movie...got mass wet...and again...damn raft ride...
Saturday: Magic Kingdom- Took sis to space mountain...scared the shit out of her...and did it again...and feet hurt like bitch...I swear I must've walked like 5 miles around the damn place...discovered trick to get the fastpass things outta the machines infinitely...without using a ticket...
Sunday: MGM studios- went to Star Tours and then walked around, went on a coupla rides, and drank lots of sodas. Had about 3 large fries...
Monday: Got home around 2:30pm...went to chess meeting and saw Benny and Dick come out of comp club...
 
So that sums up my Floriduh vacation...and sis watched Iron Giant on Cartoon Network...this FBI guy's eyes popped open while he was investigating and every time it shows his looking weird and pans over to him zipping up his pants after taking a crap...didn't get it till Chris told me the kid slipped laxatives into the ice cream...still disturbing...
 
Also...found out what epcot stood for...if you unscramble the letters...it spells...get this...PETCO. Unbelievable eh? EhEhEh?!!
 
Dad got perfect score on some ride...where u have to shoot shit...I was like wtf...beat the crap out of everyone at the arcades playing Soul Calibur 2...and got 4th ranking total with beating the damn game in like 6 minutes or something...or was it 4...too ez...broke cd player after dropping it 5 feet...so had to get new one...but price was 39.99 on one tag and 27.99 on another...so I told the guy and he gave it to me for 27.99...had to fill out all this paperwork...then his printer jammed...this shit happens like every time I try to buy electronics...
 
My hotel kicked ass...we got free bacon, sodas, juice, tater tots, bagels, EVERYTHING for free for breakfast. I had sooo much bacon...FREE BACON!!! I mean, where can you find FREE BACON these days...and it was a 3-star hotel (out of 5 in case you don't know)...but I mean...even this hotel had FREE BACON. I took so much of this FREE BACON that I didn't even have to eat dinner or lunch cuz their FREE BACON was like real meat and not like all fat and crap...FREE...BACON...Laterz...

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