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1/16/04^[4:27am]--About Adam
[04:25:23-AM] farside586: did people fuck my sheets up again
[04:25:40-AM] YUE 665: lol
[04:25:42-AM] YUE 665: no
[04:25:46-AM] YUE 665: adam sat on my bed this time
[04:25:46-AM] farside586: good
[04:25:50-AM] farside586: great
[04:25:56-AM] YUE 665: and for some reason
[04:25:59-AM] YUE 665: my sheets are fine
[04:26:00-AM] YUE 665: lol
[04:26:14-AM] farside586: he can't get his feet to the ground
[04:26:19-AM] farside586: so he can't rub his ass as much
[04:26:23-AM] YUE 665: lol
 

12/30/04^[11:25pm]--Talkin on AIM...
[09:41:29-PM] YUE 665: wow that's a pretty picture
[09:41:30-PM] YUE 665: who is it
[09:42:09-PM] SweetBunny070787: where?
[09:42:37-PM] YUE 665: on ur xanga
[09:42:41-PM] YUE 665: the little pic profile thing
[09:42:48-PM] SweetBunny070787: me, silly!!
[09:42:50-PM] SweetBunny070787: :-D
[09:42:51-PM] YUE 665: @_@
[09:42:53-PM] YUE 665: u serious?
[09:42:57-PM] SweetBunny070787: hahaha
[09:42:59-PM] SweetBunny070787: f00
[09:43:01-PM] YUE 665: holy shit
[09:43:07-PM] YUE 665: 4 months at case can sure change a few things...
[09:43:14-PM] YUE 665: or 4 months can change people..
[09:43:18-PM] YUE 665: not sure which one it is...
[09:43:19-PM] SweetBunny070787: LOL
[09:43:20-PM] YUE 665: :D
[09:43:23-PM] SweetBunny070787: hahaha
[09:43:30-PM] SweetBunny070787: ur so crazy.
[09:43:48-PM] YUE 665: ha
[09:43:55-PM] YUE 665: i totally didn't recognize you
[09:44:19-PM] SweetBunny070787: thats kinda sad
[09:44:24-PM] YUE 665: well
[09:44:29-PM] YUE 665: it's been 4 months
[09:44:32-PM] YUE 665: and actually more than that
[09:44:33-PM] SweetBunny070787: lol
[09:44:35-PM] YUE 665: since the last time i saw you
[09:44:39-PM] SweetBunny070787: i would still recognize u
[09:44:49-PM] SweetBunny070787: but yea.. i kinda changed
[09:44:53-PM] YUE 665: yeah well i look like the same retard as always
[09:44:58-PM] SweetBunny070787: but not so much as to where u wouldnt know me anymore...
[09:45:07-PM] YUE 665: how'd u think you changed?
[09:45:10-PM] SweetBunny070787: iono
[09:45:29-PM] SweetBunny070787: but from the trip i jus came back from
[09:45:34-PM] SweetBunny070787: i took pictures
[09:45:44-PM] SweetBunny070787: and when i was downloading them to my computer
[09:45:52-PM] SweetBunny070787: i compared them to old pics
[09:45:56-PM] YUE 665: lol
[09:45:57-PM] SweetBunny070787: and i jus look a lil different
[09:46:02-PM] YUE 665: yeah
[09:46:03-PM] YUE 665: you do
[09:46:06-PM] YUE 665: from wat i remember
[09:46:39-PM] SweetBunny070787: i jus think 4 months at a university rated C- does that to a person ;-)
Yeah...unfortunately it does...

12/24/04^[2:41am]--Me and Paul talking about working out...
[09:29:14-PM] farside586: biceps heal the fasted
[09:29:14-PM] farside586: fastest
[09:29:14-PM] farside586: they need like 2 days
[09:29:16-PM] farside586: back is the slowest
[09:29:18-PM] farside586: it needs 5
[09:29:39-PM] YUE 665: abs take an asslong time
[09:29:49-PM] YUE 665: every time i take a shit my abs burn
[09:29:53-PM] farside586: abs are like 3 days
[09:29:55-PM] farside586: i know
[09:29:57-PM] farside586: i fucking hate that
[09:29:58-PM] YUE 665: pisses me off
[09:29:58-PM] farside586: so damn much
[09:29:59-PM] YUE 665: lol
[09:30:00-PM] farside586: when i do abs
[09:30:02-PM] farside586: and then i can't shit
[09:30:04-PM] YUE 665: lol
[09:30:11-PM] farside586: and i love taking shits
[09:30:12-PM] farside586: hahaha

12/4/04^[1:05am]--This was actually sent by Jeff a few weeks ago, but I just decided to post it. Was over the prank call I organized on Chris
[07:20:29-PM] S on O fa S un10: OK..I GOT SAY THIS, FOR THIS ONE ACT YOU ARE A FUCKING GENIUS
How true...

9/23/04^[7:30pm]--How true...
[07:16:49-PM] leslieg049: you are god
[07:16:57-PM] leslieg049: you are infallible
[07:16:59-PM] leslieg049: the all knowing
[07:17:09-PM] leslieg049: the all ineffable
[07:17:13-PM] leslieg049: the great one!

7/26/04^[2:30am]--Evelyn's new revelation about guys...and their magical shrinking dicks.

James5375: guess you wouldnt know about shrinkage either?
 Haiyuku Anrui: you guys are so sensitive about it
 Haiyuku Anrui: lol
 Haiyuku Anrui: uhm....?
 James5375: yea.....
 Haiyuku Anrui: I guess not....
 James5375: thought not....
 James5375: if a guy takes a cold shower, or if he goes swimming in cold water
 James5375: it shrinks
 Haiyuku Anrui: o.o....  seriously???????
 James5375: yes....
 James5375: like a frightened turtle
 Haiyuku Anrui: that is mildly amusing

Later...

[02:31:09-AM] Advent EvE: btw james
[02:31:11-AM] Advent EvE: wat exactly
[02:31:13-AM] Advent EvE: were u talkig bout
[02:31:15-AM] Advent EvE: right before that
[02:31:17-AM] james5375: oh
[02:31:21-AM] james5375: why guys name the penises
[02:31:22-AM] james5375: lol
[02:31:42-AM] Advent EvE: lol
[02:31:43-AM] Advent EvE: do u?
[02:31:45-AM] james5375: nope
[02:31:47-AM] james5375: but thena gain
[02:31:52-AM] Advent EvE: wat would u call it
[02:31:53-AM] james5375: i took one of the those online tests
[02:31:59-AM] james5375: turns out im 66% feminine....
[02:32:02-AM] Advent EvE: wow
[02:32:05-AM] james5375: yea....
[02:32:06-AM] Advent EvE: ur pretty...gay

[02:32:13-AM] james5375: evelyn is more manly than me....

[02:32:28-AM] james5375: EVELYN IS MORE MANLY THAN ME

7/13/04^[8:32pm]--Talkin to James...and callin him gay...
[08:27:57-PM] Advent EvE: ur gay
[08:28:18-PM] james5375: huh?
[08:28:21-PM] james5375: i am?
[08:28:29-PM] james5375: why wasnt i informed of this.....
[08:28:40-PM] Advent EvE: lol
[08:30:11-PM] james5375: no sriously
[08:30:16-PM] james5375: this is a drastic change
[08:30:23-PM] james5375: i really should be told of this before its done to me....
[08:30:40-PM] Advent EvE: it's a change?
[08:30:46-PM] Advent EvE: something's been done to you?
[08:30:50-PM] Advent EvE: wat u had a sex change or something?
[08:30:56-PM] Advent EvE: now why wasn't I informed of this?
[08:31:06-PM] Advent EvE: that's sad man
[08:31:11-PM] Advent EvE: i didn't know you twisted that way

7/9/04^[1:00am]--In chat room with Jojo, Evelyn, Fatcop, and James...mpcjr222 is fatcop...
[12:57:59-AM] AdventEvE: u need
[12:58:00-AM] AdventEvE: a girl
[12:58:02-AM] AdventEvE: u need
[12:58:04-AM] AdventEvE: chris's sister
[12:58:07-AM] AdventEvE: but she
[12:58:10-AM] AdventEvE: doesn't need you
[12:58:12-AM] Mpcjr222: lol
[12:58:16-AM] Mpcjr222: i dont "need" anything
[12:58:19-AM] Mpcjr222: cuz
[12:58:22-AM] Mpcjr222: as my hero once said
[12:58:25-AM] Mpcjr222: "u dont  understand"
[12:58:29-AM] Mpcjr222: "cuz i make love to my hand"
[12:58:32-AM] Mpcjr222: "i dont need u honey"
[12:58:38-AM] Mpcjr222: "cuz i beat my dick liek it owes me money"
isn't that interesting...

6/23/04^[12:30am]--Bad timing on Wallace's part...sounds really wrong doesn't it? That's cuz I'm not revealing the WHOLE convo...:-)
[12:27:40-AM] Advent EvE: u got a thing for sangu too?
[12:27:41-AM] bassdude44: hahha, let's hope...

6/9/04^[2:15am]--Ah...Smarterchild is indeed a very smart child...
[02:14:43-AM] AdventEvE: is jeff gay?
[02:14:43-AM] SmarterChild: Yeah, sure.
[02:16:47-AM] AdventEvE: how gay is he?
[02:16:47-AM] SmarterChild: Quite gay.
O.O I didn't see that one coming...
[02:19:26-AM] AdventEvE: is jeff stupid?
[02:19:27-AM] SmarterChild: Yeah, maybe.
Saw THAT one coming...

5/24/04^[1:05am]--More juice for my egotrip...
[01:02:10-AM] sakura81851: yes mark you're awesome
[01:02:14-AM] sakura81851: i'll give that much to you
[01:02:28-AM] AdventEvE: why thank you

5/18/04^[10:59pm]--Chat with Ev from Smurfs to SoBe...
[10:46:52-PM] AdventEvE: u need to get some SoBe
[10:47:01-PM] Eve: I was referring to your font color
[10:47:14-PM] Eve: nooo sobee!!!
[10:47:21-PM] AdventEvE: oh...
[10:47:22-PM] AdventEvE: lol
[10:47:27-PM] Eve: sobe ees bad fur yooouuu
[10:47:39-PM] Eve: ^^V
[10:48:04-PM] AdventEvE: and good for you
[10:48:12-PM] AdventEvE: it'sl ike
[10:48:18-PM] AdventEvE: we drink SoBe
[10:48:21-PM] AdventEvE: to celebrate stuff
[10:48:23-PM] AdventEvE: instead of wine
[10:48:24-PM] AdventEvE: lol
[10:48:48-PM] Eve: ....
[10:49:05-PM] Eve: SoBe: the stuff loong nights are made of
[10:49:10-PM] Eve: ^^
[10:49:14-PM] Eve: lol but no
[10:50:18-PM] AdventEvE: lol
[10:50:22-PM] AdventEvE: that came out wrong
[10:50:47-PM] Eve: I know
[10:50:50-PM] Eve: I tihnk that was on purpose
[10:50:52-PM] Eve: ^^
[10:52:25-PM] AdventEvE: lol
[10:52:27-PM] AdventEvE: really now...
[10:52:32-PM] AdventEvE: "wink wink"
[10:52:55-PM] Eve: ^.~
[10:53:39-PM] AdventEvE: wanna have a long night? ^_-
[10:54:49-PM] Eve: ...
[10:54:56-PM] Eve: ok...  not quite that off yet
[10:54:58-PM] Eve: lol

5/18/04^[10:17pm]--Me vs Wallace
[10:12:45-PM] AdventEvE: any hw?
[10:12:49-PM] bassdude44: uh
[10:12:51-PM] bassdude44: Not for you
[10:12:53-PM] bassdude44: For me, yes
[10:13:48-PM] AdventEvE: i have hw son
[10:13:51-PM] AdventEvE: plenty
[10:13:53-PM] AdventEvE: u takin any finals?
[10:14:31-PM] bassdude44: I hope not
[10:14:34-PM] bassdude44: And don't call me son
[10:14:35-PM] bassdude44: BITCH
[10:14:51-PM] AdventEvE: lol
[10:14:55-PM] AdventEvE: sure thing son
[10:15:02-PM] bassdude44: Fuck you
[10:15:15-PM] AdventEvE: sen0ra
[10:15:18-PM] AdventEvE: i know you want to
[10:15:22-PM] AdventEvE: but please refrain from doing so
[10:15:25-PM] bassdude44: Nice one
[10:15:29-PM] AdventEvE: yup
[10:15:32-PM] bassdude44: I use "I don't accept male offers"
[10:15:35-PM] AdventEvE: lol
[10:15:36-PM] bassdude44: When someone says fuck you
[10:15:43-PM] AdventEvE: i was thinking of that
[10:15:46-PM] AdventEvE: but it sounded a little too crude
[10:15:53-PM] AdventEvE: so i tried to make it sound more sophisticated
I win.

5/12/04^[5:15pm]--Chat in the afternoon with #1
[03:36:09-PM] cynthia 1114: oh my signature of course
[03:36:16-PM] cynthia 1114: cause i'm gonna be a superfamous STAR
[03:36:25-PM] AdventEvE: lol
[03:36:28-PM] AdventEvE: if u ever are
[03:36:32-PM] AdventEvE: make sure u get me some free pizza
[03:36:44-PM] cynthia 1114: i will
[03:36:50-PM] cynthia 1114: if i become a superfamous star
[03:36:57-PM] cynthia 1114: i will buy you a lifetime's supply of pizza
[03:37:07-PM] AdventEvE: excellent
[03:37:14-PM] AdventEvE: i will remember that comment
muahahahahaha...

4/29/04^[11:55pm]--After asking Kristin to entertain me...
[11:52:50-PM] xoxoquoi1020: i was thinking today
[11:52:53-PM] AdventEvE: lol
[11:52:56-PM] xoxoquoi1020: if i married a transvestite
[11:52:56-PM] AdventEvE: i dunno
[11:52:59-PM] AdventEvE: wtf
[11:53:02-PM] xoxoquoi1020: that i would get annoyed with him
[11:53:05-PM] AdventEvE: lol
[11:53:06-PM] AdventEvE: why
[11:53:09-PM] xoxoquoi1020: if he borrowed my shoes
[11:53:16-PM] xoxoquoi1020: and messed them up
[11:53:27-PM] xoxoquoi1020: or if he  stole some of my make up
[11:53:30-PM] xoxoquoi1020: but yea
[11:53:32-PM] AdventEvE: lol
[11:53:33-PM] xoxoquoi1020: i was just thinkign about that

4/28/04^[5:40pm]--Me talking to Henry about one of people he told that I had the physics Astroworld labs...
[05:36:15-PM] HeNrYrAn929: Phung said "skinny guy w/ glasses" is bein an ass and not giving them out 4 free during Chinese class yesterday
[05:36:26-PM] AdventEvE: wtf
[05:36:31-PM] AdventEvE: i gave em to her for free
[05:36:33-PM] AdventEvE: wat u talkin bout
[05:36:46-PM] HeNrYrAn929: she said u were selling them
[05:36:51-PM] AdventEvE: wtf
[05:36:54-PM] AdventEvE: i'm gonna kill that bitch
[05:36:59-PM] AdventEvE: the backstabbing bitch
[05:37:02-PM] AdventEvE: that's wat i get for being nice
[05:37:04-PM] HeNrYrAn929: we ARE talking about the one with the fat face rite
[05:37:11-PM] AdventEvE: huh?
[05:37:20-PM] AdventEvE: i'm talkin bout the short one that looks like she could be ur sister
[05:37:21-PM] HeNrYrAn929: melody phung?
[05:37:27-PM] HeNrYrAn929: the one with the really fat face?
[05:37:31-PM] AdventEvE: um
[05:37:33-PM] AdventEvE: fat face?
[05:37:43-PM] AdventEvE: i'll be sure to let her know you said that lol
[05:38:03-PM] HeNrYrAn929: lol
[05:38:11-PM] HeNrYrAn929: she always bitches about ppl behind their backs anyway
[05:38:27-PM] AdventEvE: she told u in chinese
[05:38:31-PM] AdventEvE: i was trying to sell it to u?
[05:38:34-PM] AdventEvE: *to ppl?
[05:38:41-PM] HeNrYrAn929: to her
[05:38:52-PM] AdventEvE: um
[05:39:00-PM] AdventEvE: i gave it to her
[05:39:04-PM] AdventEvE: and she thanked me and all
[05:39:07-PM] AdventEvE: so unless ur bullshitting me
[05:39:11-PM] AdventEvE: she's a bitch
[05:39:14-PM] HeNrYrAn929: dude
[05:39:17-PM] HeNrYrAn929: i'm not bullshitting you
[05:39:19-PM] HeNrYrAn929: why would i
[05:39:22-PM] HeNrYrAn929: and yes she is a bitch
Henry Ran's opinion. What a pleasant midgetty fellow. Later...
[05:41:41-PM] AdventEvE: wait
[05:41:42-PM] AdventEvE: a sec
[05:41:45-PM] AdventEvE: when did u have chinese?
[05:42:21-PM] HeNrYrAn929: 6th
[05:42:27-PM] AdventEvE: wait
[05:42:31-PM] AdventEvE: so when did u guys talk about this
[05:42:38-PM] HeNrYrAn929: ...
[05:42:43-PM] HeNrYrAn929: 6
[05:42:48-PM] AdventEvE: like today?
[05:42:48-PM] AdventEvE: or wat
[05:43:32-PM] HeNrYrAn929: yesterday
[05:43:36-PM] HeNrYrAn929: bitch
[05:43:38-PM] AdventEvE: lol
[05:43:40-PM] HeNrYrAn929: we don't go to 6 today
[05:43:44-PM] AdventEvE: i know
[05:43:48-PM] AdventEvE: i thought u meant after lunch
[05:43:51-PM] AdventEvE: when i already gave it to her
[05:43:54-PM] AdventEvE: well it makes sense now
[05:43:59-PM] AdventEvE: cuz before i DID try to sell it to her
[05:44:02-PM] AdventEvE: lol
[05:44:13-PM] HeNrYrAn929: oh
[05:44:22-PM] AdventEvE: haha
[05:44:37-PM] AdventEvE: why didnt you just give it to her then
[05:45:06-PM] HeNrYrAn929: becuz it's on comp
[05:45:15-PM] AdventEvE: so
[05:45:20-PM] AdventEvE: just give her the webpage and stuff
[05:45:24-PM] AdventEvE: u made me waste 2 minutes of lunch
[05:45:34-PM] AdventEvE: 2 minutes that i coulda used taking a piss
[05:45:38-PM] HeNrYrAn929: lol
[05:45:41-PM] AdventEvE: or doing something else equally as productive
[05:45:45-PM] HeNrYrAn929: but see
[05:45:51-PM] HeNrYrAn929: i kinda said i would give it to her
[05:45:54-PM] AdventEvE: lol
[05:45:56-PM] HeNrYrAn929: but i never said how
[05:46:01-PM] HeNrYrAn929: and since she's a bitch anyway
[05:46:04-PM] AdventEvE: lol
[05:51:06-PM] AdventEvE: and...please continue
[05:51:20-PM] HeNrYrAn929: she can do w/o the lab
[05:51:25-PM] AdventEvE: lol
[05:51:29-PM] AdventEvE: man henry
[05:51:33-PM] AdventEvE: ur such a bastard
[05:51:45-PM] HeNrYrAn929: why
[05:51:47-PM] AdventEvE: i dunno
[05:51:57-PM] AdventEvE: i guess u should feel guilty about something
[05:52:05-PM] HeNrYrAn929: ...but i don't
[05:52:06-PM] HeNrYrAn929: in fact
[05:52:09-PM] HeNrYrAn929: i feel delighted
[05:52:11-PM] AdventEvE: lol
[05:52:16-PM] AdventEvE: but she did get it in the end
[05:52:23-PM] HeNrYrAn929: well
[05:52:26-PM] HeNrYrAn929: i'm proud of wut i did
[05:52:28-PM] AdventEvE: lol
[05:52:34-PM] HeNrYrAn929: tho u fucked it up in the end
[05:52:39-PM] AdventEvE: well if you told me not to do it
[05:52:40-PM] HeNrYrAn929: well i mean
[05:52:43-PM] AdventEvE: i wouldnt have
[05:52:47-PM] HeNrYrAn929: i noe that she's gonna get it from someone
[05:52:48-PM] AdventEvE: but i thought you told her to get it from me
[05:52:57-PM] AdventEvE: so i was like ok
[05:53:01-PM] HeNrYrAn929: and i imagined that she's gonna bitch it out of someone
[05:53:04-PM] AdventEvE: lol
[05:53:08-PM] HeNrYrAn929: so might as well be you
What an 4SS...I shoulda gotten him some counterbitching.

4/21/04^[5:20pm]--Beans (Rebecca M00n) talkin bout Wallace...and me looking like Benny...
Mark says: kenny's queer
Mark says: and send ur pic
Mark says: so i can show wallacio
rebecca says: but wallace is icky!
Mark says:well
Mark says:let's see
Mark says:wat wallace thinks
Mark says:of you 
rebecca says:he prob thinks im fugly too
rebecca says:im attracted to guys that dont look like faggots
rebecca says:not saying he does
Mark says:um
Mark says:yah
Mark says:u ARE saying he does
Mark says:lol
rebecca says:....
rebecca says:fine.
Mark says:so
Mark says:send ur pic
rebecca says:im attracted to ppl who look like benny or whatever and act like jas
Mark says:preferably one that's larger than 1inch by 1 inch
rebecca says:hahaha
rebecca says:ok
rebecca says:i was on my board
Mark says:do u think i look better than benny?
rebecca says:eh hold up
rebecca says:lemme se
rebecca says:u look just like him
Mark says:wtf
AND LATER...
Mark says:you look better than laura
Mark says:i'll give you that
rebecca says:thank u
rebecca says:and u look much fucking better than wallace
Mark says:lol
Mark says:u really dont like wallace that much
rebecca says:why do u show me a weird lookin dood?
rebecca says:god
Mark says:damn that is brutal
Mark says:lol

04/08/04^[10:19pm]--Lance wants to get a statistics review book...
[09:55:02-PM] GenecarrierxY: u think i can find Stat review book in half price book?
[09:55:06-PM] MaTrA 6 6 5: um
[09:55:10-PM] MaTrA 6 6 5: i can sell you my stat review book
[09:55:15-PM] MaTrA 6 6 5: for like 1/3 price
[09:55:17-PM] MaTrA 6 6 5: and it's brand new
[09:55:22-PM] MaTrA 6 6 5: no marks
[09:56:13-PM] GenecarrierxY: i dont' care about marks
[09:56:20-PM] MaTrA 6 6 5: then wat u care about
[09:56:21-PM] GenecarrierxY: u got a 5?
[09:56:24-PM] MaTrA 6 6 5: i didnt take it
[09:56:28-PM] MaTrA 6 6 5: that's why its new
[09:56:29-PM] GenecarrierxY: if i can score a 5 or not
[09:56:30-PM] MaTrA 6 6 5: never used it
[09:56:40-PM] GenecarrierxY: let me see it first
[09:56:41-PM] MaTrA 6 6 5: i scored a 4 on the psych ap with it
[09:56:46-PM] MaTrA 6 6 5: which is pretty damn good
[09:56:50-PM] MaTrA 6 6 5: cuz the psych ap is hard as hell
[09:57:20-PM] GenecarrierxY: how big's ur review book?
[09:58:12-PM] MaTrA 6 6 5: um...
[09:58:16-PM] MaTrA 6 6 5: about an inch thick
[09:58:18-PM] GenecarrierxY: i need ur book
[09:58:30-PM] MaTrA 6 6 5: u mean psych book
[09:58:31-PM] MaTrA 6 6 5: or stat book
[09:58:35-PM] GenecarrierxY: i'll trade something w/ you
[09:58:39-PM] GenecarrierxY: Stat review book
[09:58:41-PM] MaTrA 6 6 5: oh
[09:58:49-PM] MaTrA 6 6 5: well
[09:58:50-PM] GenecarrierxY: wut do you want?
[09:58:51-PM] GenecarrierxY: i have movies
[09:58:53-PM] GenecarrierxY: chinese movies
[09:58:59-PM] MaTrA 6 6 5: i'll sell it to you for $7
[09:59:09-PM] MaTrA 6 6 5: great deal on a new book
[09:59:13-PM] GenecarrierxY: i'll trade you 7 bucks worth of stuff
[09:59:18-PM] MaTrA 6 6 5: lol
[09:59:19-PM] MaTrA 6 6 5: like wat
[09:59:29-PM] GenecarrierxY: wut do u want?
[09:59:32-PM] MaTrA 6 6 5: wat u have?
[09:59:56-PM] GenecarrierxY: i have what you want
[10:00:22-PM] MaTrA 6 6 5: lol
[10:00:25-PM] MaTrA 6 6 5: i want a stick of ram
[10:00:54-PM] GenecarrierxY: wut is tat?
[10:00:55-PM] GenecarrierxY: *that
[10:00:57-PM] GenecarrierxY: OH
[10:00:59-PM] MaTrA 6 6 5: lol
[10:01:01-PM] GenecarrierxY: u want RAM?
[10:01:04-PM] GenecarrierxY: DDR?
[10:01:11-PM] MaTrA 6 6 5: yah
[10:01:15-PM] MaTrA 6 6 5: pc400
[10:01:18-PM] MaTrA 6 6 5: so i can get dual channel
[10:01:28-PM] GenecarrierxY: that thing worth a lot more than 7
[10:01:30-PM] MaTrA 6 6 5: lol
[10:01:31-PM] MaTrA 6 6 5: yeah i know
[10:01:33-PM] MaTrA 6 6 5: i'm j/k
[10:01:34-PM] GenecarrierxY: but i can check to see if there's good deals
[10:01:39-PM] GenecarrierxY: 5 bucks deal, i'll buy it for 5
[10:01:43-PM] MaTrA 6 6 5: ...
[10:01:44-PM] MaTrA 6 6 5: 6 bucks
[10:01:46-PM] MaTrA 6 6 5: in the middle
[10:03:11-PM] GenecarrierxY: do u know how broke i am?
[10:03:17-PM] GenecarrierxY: i have 3 quarters w/ me right now
[10:03:29-PM] GenecarrierxY: i don't even know where i can get the rest of 4 dollar and 25 cents
[10:03:32-PM] MaTrA 6 6 5: i have no quarters
[10:03:39-PM] MaTrA 6 6 5: broke my ass man
[10:03:42-PM] MaTrA 6 6 5: u got more money than me
[10:03:45-PM] MaTrA 6 6 5: u see the car i drive?
[10:04:04-PM] GenecarrierxY: it doesn't prove anything
[10:04:13-PM] GenecarrierxY: it's called inheritence
[10:04:56-PM] MaTrA 6 6 5: huh?
[10:06:28-PM] GenecarrierxY: u got your car from ur parents
[10:07:41-PM] MaTrA 6 6 5: lol
[10:07:44-PM] MaTrA 6 6 5: fine
[10:07:47-PM] MaTrA 6 6 5: $5.50
[10:11:09-PM] GenecarrierxY: god
[10:11:12-PM] GenecarrierxY: ur gay
[10:11:27-PM] MaTrA 6 6 5: lol
[10:11:28-PM] MaTrA 6 6 5: wtf
[10:11:32-PM] MaTrA 6 6 5: i'm giving u a huge discoung
[10:11:34-PM] MaTrA 6 6 5: *discount
[10:11:36-PM] MaTrA 6 6 5: just cuz ur a friend
[10:11:40-PM] MaTrA 6 6 5: otherwise i woulda charged 9
[10:11:46-PM] GenecarrierxY: OTHERWISE
[10:11:50-PM] GenecarrierxY: i'll give my friend stuff for FREE
[10:11:54-PM] GenecarrierxY: that's why it's called "FRIENDSHIP"
[10:12:03-PM] MaTrA 6 6 5: it's called me giving you $18
[10:12:06-PM] MaTrA 6 6 5: that's not friendship
[10:12:07-PM] GenecarrierxY: i don't know what's your friendship called
[10:12:09-PM] MaTrA 6 6 5: that's stupidity
[10:12:16-PM] MaTrA 6 6 5: hey buddy
[10:12:19-PM] MaTrA 6 6 5: wanna gimme $20?
[10:12:22-PM] GenecarrierxY: u make money out of other people
[10:12:32-PM] MaTrA 6 6 5: i can let you borrow the book for free
[10:12:37-PM] GenecarrierxY: aite fine, i'll just go sell 100 coca can bottles
[10:12:40-PM] MaTrA 6 6 5: lol
[10:12:42-PM] GenecarrierxY: so i can get ur 50 CENTS
[10:12:44-PM] MaTrA 6 6 5: lol
[10:12:51-PM] MaTrA 6 6 5: i'll let you borrow it for free if u want
[10:12:58-PM] MaTrA 6 6 5: but if u wanna buy it
[10:13:00-PM] MaTrA 6 6 5: for keeps
[10:13:06-PM] GenecarrierxY: ohh
[10:13:07-PM] MaTrA 6 6 5: then for a meager price of 50 cents over $5
[10:13:16-PM] GenecarrierxY: aite, i'll borrow it then
[10:13:21-PM] MaTrA 6 6 5: well then u dont get to write in it
[10:13:21-PM] GenecarrierxY: and help you sell it next year
[10:13:24-PM] MaTrA 6 6 5: lol
[10:13:27-PM] MaTrA 6 6 5: i'll be in college next year
[10:13:30-PM] GenecarrierxY: i won't write on it
[10:13:33-PM] MaTrA 6 6 5: wat the hell will $5 make then?
[10:14:24-PM] GenecarrierxY: hmm... it's not about that 5 dollars
[10:14:31-PM] GenecarrierxY: it about WHERE DA HELL i can get that 5 dollars
[10:14:37-PM] MaTrA 6 6 5: um
[10:14:40-PM] MaTrA 6 6 5: ask your mom
[10:14:47-PM] MaTrA 6 6 5: she DID pay for your ap
[10:15:09-PM] GenecarrierxY: well, u know wut comes AFTER she wrote me the check
[10:15:47-PM] MaTrA 6 6 5: well
[10:15:51-PM] MaTrA 6 6 5: ask YOUR friends
[10:15:58-PM] MaTrA 6 6 5: i'm sure they shouldn't mind giving you $5
[10:16:02-PM] MaTrA 6 6 5: lol
[10:16:08-PM] GenecarrierxY: GIVING me?
[10:16:09-PM] GenecarrierxY: of course
[10:16:13-PM] GenecarrierxY: Mark's my friend
[10:16:14-PM] MaTrA 6 6 5: lol
[10:16:27-PM] MaTrA 6 6 5: mark's not a dumbass tho

3/24/04^[9:06pm]--Me talkin to Dick after he wanted govt hw
[08:48:03-PM] yanG shows: where do ou find censorship?
[08:48:06-PM] yanG shows: for hte gov chart
[08:48:22-PM] MaTrA 6 6 5: i dunno
[08:48:30-PM] MaTrA 6 6 5: someone's doing it for me
[08:48:31-PM] MaTrA 6 6 5: i think
[08:55:00-PM] yanG shows: lazy guy
[08:55:05-PM] yanG shows: just like me
[08:55:14-PM] MaTrA 6 6 5: lol
[08:55:24-PM] MaTrA 6 6 5: wat's sanga's last name
[08:55:28-PM] MaTrA 6 6 5: she's doing my stuff
[08:55:43-PM] yanG shows: I don't know
[08:55:47-PM] yanG shows: manga
[08:57:25-PM] MaTrA 6 6 5: sanga manga?
[08:57:28-PM] MaTrA 6 6 5: u goddamn useless bastard
[08:57:46-PM] yanG shows: you're a useless bastard
[08:57:48-PM] yanG shows: I'm a poet
[08:58:08-PM] MaTrA 6 6 5: ur a bastard
[08:58:09-PM] MaTrA 6 6 5: then
[09:05:03-PM] yanG shows: suck it marky
[09:05:06-PM] yanG shows: u dickhead
[09:05:10-PM] yanG shows: hahahaha
[09:05:11-PM] yanG shows: I win
[09:05:12-PM] yanG shows: sucker
[09:05:13-PM] MaTrA 6 6 5: uh
[09:05:13-PM] MaTrA 6 6 5: wtf

3/23/04^[10:15pm]--Chat room with Benny, Ev, Wallace, and Me...Benny admits to being a pedophile
[10:11:15-PM] bassdude44: hahahaha
[10:11:22-PM] bassdude44: Benny's not a pervert
[10:11:27-PM] matra665: yeah he is
[10:11:28-PM] bassdude44: And he's definitely not a pedophile
[10:11:29-PM] matra665: he's a pedophile
[10:11:32-PM] bassdude44: He's just misunderstood!
[10:11:35-PM] matra665: prepub girls=pedophilia
[10:11:36-PM] Sad MELnKOLY: yep
[10:11:38-PM] bassdude44: ......
[10:11:43-PM] bassdude44: No one understands Benny
[10:11:46-PM] Evlasha: at elast he admits it
[10:11:46-PM] bassdude44: Damn it
[10:11:48-PM] Evlasha: ^^
[10:11:54-PM] Sad MELnKOLY: don't worry wallace
[10:11:56-PM] Sad MELnKOLY: i admit it
[10:12:00-PM] Sad MELnKOLY: i'm a perverted pedofile
[10:12:01-PM] bassdude44: !!!!!!!!!!
[10:12:05-PM] bassdude44: ........
[10:12:06-PM] Evlasha: lol

3/20/04^[11:05pm]--Chat room with Sanga, Wallace, Evelyn, Benny, and Me talking about Masie
[11:01:00-PM] bassdude44: There's this certain aura of cuteness around her!!
[11:01:04-PM] bassdude44: It's just like
[11:01:07-PM] bassdude44: *faint*
[11:01:08-PM] bassdude44: Too cute
[11:01:08-PM] Sad MELnKOLY: u mean the fact that she looks 8?
[11:01:12-PM] bassdude44: .....
[11:01:12-PM] zeodivide: like an aura of straightness?
[11:01:15-PM] zeodivide: lol
[11:01:15-PM] bassdude44: Yeah
[11:01:19-PM] zeodivide: poor wallace
[11:01:24-PM] zeodivide: likes prepubertal girls
[11:01:25-PM] Evlasha: lol
[11:01:27-PM] bassdude44: NOOO
[11:01:29-PM] Sad MELnKOLY: haha
[11:01:34-PM] bassdude44: I'm not into little giiiiirls!
[11:01:35-PM] zeodivide: just like mao
[11:01:36-PM] Sad MELnKOLY: prepub girls are pretty foine
[11:01:36-PM] zeodivide: zedong
[11:01:42-PM] bassdude44: ......
[11:01:44-PM] zeodivide: ...
[11:01:45-PM] Evlasha: er

3/16/04^[8:33pm]--After Wallace got permission to go to prom...
Evlasha: I dun like to say this but...
Matra 6 6 5: like i told u
Evlasha: Mark...
Evlasha: you're brilliant

3/16/04^[12:26am]--On my plan for Wallace
[12:24:11-AM] Matra 6 6 5: u see?
[12:24:16-AM] Matra 6 6 5: it's proceeding as planned
[12:24:17-AM] Ev: ^^;;;;
[12:24:20-AM] Ev: suuuure...
[12:24:34-AM] Ev: you know it's scary how the universe seems to bend to your will....
[12:24:36-AM] Ev: e.e...
[12:24:41-AM] Ev: really really scary..

3/11/04^[2:42am]--I really didn't need this from Emp while I was studying bio...
srebik: no guts no glory
srebik: no pain no gain
srebik: you can't win if you don't try
srebik: fighting is like sex, the dirtier the better!
ZoDiaX 665: wtf

3/9/04^[1:00am]--In a chatroom with Dick, Wallace, and Evelyn
bassdude44: Enough!
bassdude44: no more of this homosexual conviction
matra665: lol
matra665: it's like a trial
bassdude44: Nah
bassdude44: It's more like
matra665: and i'm the prosecutor
bassdude44: You're gay
bassdude44: And not admitting it
matra665: and alex is like the witness
matra665: lol
matra665: yeah
matra665: that's how prosecutors do things
bassdude44: Rather, blaming it on the one who seems it
bassdude44: So, you ARE gay!
evlasha: lol
matra665: um
matra665: i was referring to you
bassdude44: ......
bassdude44: I got pwned
evlasha: aww
matra665: lol
matra665: yah
matra665: you got pwned
bassdude44: Once again

3/6/04^[12:40am]--Benny comes out of the closet...
<we're talking about the smurfs>
SakurazukamoriSS: that's why they're blue
Sad MELnKOLY: *shudder*
SakurazukamoriSS: the hillbillies that are incestuous are tinted blue
zeodivide: hey benny
zeodivide: you know frank chi
Sad MELnKOLY: itz times like those i'm glad i'm gay
SakurazukamoriSS: the wonders you learn in Bio II
zeodivide: ...
SakurazukamoriSS: you're gay?
bassdude44: I wonder if they taste blueberries...
Sad MELnKOLY: frank chi.....
zeodivide: lol
bassdude44: *like
SakurazukamoriSS: man, you AND wallace

3/5/04^[11:33pm]--In a chat room...
zeodivide: christine
zeodivide: you're not very sharp
SakurazukamoriSS: what?
SakurazukamoriSS: I'm watching Jay Leno!
SakurazukamoriSS: why am I not sharp?
zeodivide: i guess it's contagious
bassdude44: lol
evlasha: because you are a spoon
zeodivide: LO L
SakurazukamoriSS: but spoons have that sharp end
evlasha: ...
SakurazukamoriSS: I've poked my eye with a spoon before
SakurazukamoriSS: it actually hurts
evlasha: lol
Meanwhile...
evlasha: Does she thing you're a girl?
Zeo DiViDe: no
Zeo DiViDe: she thinks i'm alex
evlasha: oook
Zeo DiViDe: she's really not that sharp..
evlasha: I'm sooo confused
evlasha: her lack of her... sharpness makes things more confuzzling
Zeo DiViDe: lol
Zeo DiViDe: confuzzling
evlasha: very much so
evlasha: Wow
Zeo DiViDe: lol
Zeo DiViDe: she still doesnt get it
evlasha: yah
Zeo DiViDe: even though i'm insulting alex
evlasha: She's all Gravi blah blah blahb blahb Grvai Tohma thoma omg omgomgomgomg
evlasha: x.x
Zeo DiViDe: i have no idea
Zeo DiViDe: who those ppl are
evlasha: lol
Zeo DiViDe: lok
evlasha: Gravitation is a gay anime
Zeo DiViDe: i just insulted her
Zeo DiViDe: and she's like wat?
evlasha: ....
evlasha: wow
Zeo DiViDe: yeah
Zeo DiViDe: wat a retard
Zeo DiViDe: omg
evlasha: makes good entertainment tho
evlasha: I'm trying not to laugh too loudly right now

3/5/04
Zender645: in CAC, we usually have like a presentation at each meeting and teach something about cars
Zender645: like today it was sound systems
Matra 6 6 5: speakers produce sound
Zender645: before it's been rotary engines
Matra 6 6 5: engines make the car go
Zender645: explain rotary engines
Matra 6 6 5: they spin around
Matra 6 6 5: and around
Matra 6 6 5: and i dont know anything about them
Later...
Zender645: but yaffie got 2 of his RX-7 buddies to come to CAC one day and show off their turbo-charged cars
Matra 6 6 5: yaffie
Matra 6 6 5: has friends?
Zender645: yes
Zender645: he also has an RX-7
Matra 6 6 5: with cool cars?
Zender645: but his car is stock
Matra 6 6 5: that's messed up
Matra 6 6 5: i should have a cool car
Matra 6 6 5: wait
Matra 6 6 5: i DO have a cool car

3/1/04
 Matra 6 6 5: goodie
 Matra 6 6 5: my pants are here
 evlasha: O.o
 evlasha: You realize how strange that sounds?
 evlasha: lol
 Matra 6 6 5: ?
 evlasha: never mind
 Matra 6 6 5: well i mean they just came outta the laundry
 evlasha: lol
 evlasha: it sounded like your pants came up and rng the door bell
 Matra 6 6 5: lol
 Matra 6 6 5: well i guess it came out wrong
 evlasha: lol

2/27/04
Zeo DiViDe: dammit
Zeo DiViDe: u mad eme cancel my download
swEEtbuNNy070787: huh?
Zeo DiViDe: my bittorrent download
Zeo DiViDe: u made my cancel that by accident
swEEtbuNNy070787: huh?
swEEtbuNNy070787: how?
Zeo DiViDe: i pressed c
Zeo DiViDe: and it was in that window instead of this one
Zeo DiViDe: so it cancelled
Zeo DiViDe: after 5 hours of dling
Zeo DiViDe: that's why i havent left yet
Zeo DiViDe: i wanted to finish the dl so i could shutdown the comp
swEEtbuNNy070787: HAHAHAH
swEEtbuNNy070787: sorry
swEEtbuNNy070787: but thats cute too
Zeo DiViDe: not funny
swEEtbuNNy070787: cute
Zeo DiViDe: i twas dling at 100k
swEEtbuNNy070787: cute cute cute cute cute
Zeo DiViDe: now it has to start from 0 again
Zeo DiViDe: it was supposed to take 20 more secnods
Zeo DiViDe: now it's 20 more minutes
swEEtbuNNy070787: cute cute cute cute
swEEtbuNNy070787: cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute
Zeo DiViDe: ....
Zeo DiViDe: immature :P
swEEtbuNNy070787: lol

2/22/04^[11:52pm]
From Wallace about Dick going to prom:
bassdude44: Hmm...
Matra 6 6 5: that would be
Matra 6 6 5: like totally super
Matra 6 6 5: super duper
bassdude44: I think Dick deserves a hotter chick
Time passes...
bassdude44: lol
bassdude44: Dick needs....
bassdude44: Kelly Chien

2/22/04^[12:20am]
What Wallace said:
bassdude44: Meng is sexy as hell
What Wallace said after I posted that line on my profile:

bassdude44: Why, how utterly kind of you
bassdude44: YOU FUCKER
bassdude44: That's it
bassdude44: I am going to kick your ass
bassdude44: All the way back to the dynasty of doom
bassdude44: AHAHAHAHA
bassdude44: You're fucked
bassdude44: Damn, I'm swearing too much

Matra 6 6 5: lol
Matra 6 6 5: the dynasty of doom?
bassdude44: Yes
bassdude44: The dynasty of doom...
bassdude44: duhn duhn DUHN
Matra 6 6 5: that's like some unheard of chinese civilization
bassdude44: Possibly
bassdude44: But, it's the Dynasty of Doom
bassdude44: duhn duhn DUHN
bassdude44: It's very doomerific
bassdude44: So, basically
bassdude44: You're doomed
bassdude44: Becuase, I'm kicking your ass all the way back to the
bassdude44: Dynasty of Doom
bassdude44: duhn duhn DUHN